Wednesday, August 26

It's Not My Day

**knock knock**

Guy: Hi, I'm Guy from the city of Robbinsdale Utility. They will be replacing a water line on your street tomorrow so your water will be out from 8am-2pm.
Me: Oh, uhm. Ok. Does that mean we can't flush the toilet?
Guy: You can flush it once!
Me: I have a husband with the stomach flu. I have two children. Probably at least one of us is going to get it. What will I do then? I know this isn't your problem. I just need to complain out loud.
Guy: Have a nice day!

12 comments:

Erin said...

boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Kari said...

Then, Finn says, "Is that you, Mommy?" about the wind-up, depressed lady on the Pristiq commercial.

this lady

I'm like, thanks bud.

Erin said...

hahahahahhahahhahahaaaa

I'm sorry. Bahahahahaaha!

Kari said...

Nono, it's funny. What else can this day be but funny?

I need some chocolate sprinkled with sea salt.

Erin said...

here. <3

Kari said...

Oh Erin, that's perfect. Thank you!

Kari said...

I should also mention this is the day that Erik got sick, Finn bit Jacob, I dropped the entire Brita water pitcher and it shattered all over the floor.

This was all before the utility dude came to the door.

I honestly dipped my chocolate in sea salt tonight. Take that hard-to-find lindt candy bars!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jes said...

you do realize, don't you, that all this is happening because you have neglected to see Erin and I this week...

Kristen said...

Holy crap Kari! I'm soooo sorry! I'd offer to help if I weren't deathly afraid of the flu....
Is today starting off any better???

Kari said...

Ah, it's SVC withdrawal! Yes. Must remedy tonight.

Today is starting better! No puking... except the cat.

Corinne said...

I hope you fill the entire house with buckets upon buckets of throw up and other bodily fluids. What a great story that would be.

Rachel/Parker said...

OMG. So NOT funny.... Yet.... SOOOOOOO funny!!

;)