**knock knock**
Guy: Hi, I'm Guy from the city of Robbinsdale Utility. They will be replacing a water line on your street tomorrow so your water will be out from 8am-2pm.
Me: Oh, uhm. Ok. Does that mean we can't flush the toilet?
Guy: You can flush it once!
Me: I have a husband with the stomach flu. I have two children. Probably at least one of us is going to get it. What will I do then? I know this isn't your problem. I just need to complain out loud.
Guy: Have a nice day!


12 comments:
boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Then, Finn says, "Is that you, Mommy?" about the wind-up, depressed lady on the Pristiq commercial.
this lady
I'm like, thanks bud.
hahahahahhahahhahahaaaa
I'm sorry. Bahahahahaaha!
Nono, it's funny. What else can this day be but funny?
I need some chocolate sprinkled with sea salt.
here. <3
Oh Erin, that's perfect. Thank you!
I should also mention this is the day that Erik got sick, Finn bit Jacob, I dropped the entire Brita water pitcher and it shattered all over the floor.
This was all before the utility dude came to the door.
I honestly dipped my chocolate in sea salt tonight. Take that hard-to-find lindt candy bars!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you do realize, don't you, that all this is happening because you have neglected to see Erin and I this week...
Holy crap Kari! I'm soooo sorry! I'd offer to help if I weren't deathly afraid of the flu....
Is today starting off any better???
Ah, it's SVC withdrawal! Yes. Must remedy tonight.
Today is starting better! No puking... except the cat.
I hope you fill the entire house with buckets upon buckets of throw up and other bodily fluids. What a great story that would be.
OMG. So NOT funny.... Yet.... SOOOOOOO funny!!
;)
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